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pubicles:

Becoming a cold hearted bitch wasn’t really what I planned to do with my life but here I am

(via thehilariousblog)

madamisahumourist:

iburisu:

dang girl are you my appendix because I don’t understand how you work but this feeling in my stomach makes me want to take you out

That is quite possibly the weirdest and most carefully thought out pickup line I’ve ever read. I applaud you.

(Source: 40ozbaka, via thehilariousblog)

peridotpirate:

Some of the very best subtitles

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vaspim:

Flirting is so stupid and time consuming. Cut the bullshit do you want to fuck me or not

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aminaabramovic:

I don’t get these posts that go like “part of me wants to be a hot girl at the bar and the other part of me wants to read and sip tea in a bookstore”

like you can wear red lipstick and a leather jacket and sip tea and dance in the rain and go to the gym and curl up in bed and get turnt the fuck up and go to church

you can literally have it all sis

the world is yours

(via thehilariousblog)

colinsbulge:

okiidoke:

whysollux:

 

gophrr:

volvata:

jesuschristvevo:

omg i was looking up pics of hitler and i cANT STOP LAUGHING

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#HEER ISCH MEIN HANDEL #HEER ISCH MEIN SPOUT

#WHEN DU TIPS ME OVER HEAR MEIN SHOUT #”ALL ZE JEWS MUST BE VIPED OUT”

Oh my god

Only on tumblr do we not question why they were looking up hitler

(via thehilariousblog)

andatsea:

Something I drew a while ago for an ACNL fanbook. (I think there are still limited copies available here.)

What do those alpacas do with all the fish and beetles you sell them, anyway?

(Source: 333.kachiky.net, via acnl-nitpick)